Just, like, a few things. Because I’m amazing.
Yes, you really are.
Dianna Elise Agron:
Happy burrrrthday! It’s Kev here, dropping in with only a segment of your presents for your name day (Game of Thrones ref. Heh). I couldn’t find any double stuffed Oreos, but I got you a bunch of roses and I had a feeling that could make up for it.
After you indulge yourself in these little gifts, I’ll take you out to start your proper birthday.
Happy Birthday again, Lady Di.
Kevin of House McHale.
Oh, My God. Kevin! They’re beautiful. Wait. There’s more? You spoil me way too much. Thank you.
Dianna of House Agron :P
Can I not even have a little hint? Pretty please?
I can’t tell you! That’s just ruin the whole surprise. But not long now, only a few hours…muwahaha..
You’ll look ten times more beautiful when you’re the size of a house - even if it looks like you’ve been smuggling melons under your top. And hmm, you’ll just have to keep an eagle eye out, Di.
I think I’ll have to take your word for that, I’m not sure I quite believe it. Keeev! Tell me, pretty please?
Di. This is so cute and so unreal. It’s almost nearly your birthday, so watch out for something special.
It’s cute now, you just wait until I’m the size of a house. Oh? And what do you have planned, Mr. McHale?
Well, that is definitely very sweet of you, Anon. I love you, too.
I know I don’t have to, but you’re so damn adorable, Di.
Me? Adorable? Really? I don’t think I am.
Not anymore, I used to when I was younger, though.